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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
be right there i have to get my cape
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
