Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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