She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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