we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
