Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you have to choose: penises or morals?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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