fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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