brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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