cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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