I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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