you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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