literally had 100 drinks last night.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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