So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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