is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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