i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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