if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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