he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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