im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
