I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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