Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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