I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
