he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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