I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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