All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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