Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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