how can u be prego again
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
im on a boat
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