How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm just crazy horny about you
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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