I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you would pick up someone in the library
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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