does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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