How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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