Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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