there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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