I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He? As in you personified your dick?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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