piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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