That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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