Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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