i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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