You're completely useless in the revolution.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize