She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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