It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize