I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
are you so shy because you have an std?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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