Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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