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Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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