I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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