is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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