i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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