I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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