there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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