Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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