using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Sober January is a disaster.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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