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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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