You just made me feel so damn special
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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