I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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