Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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