i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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